Let me preface this with one fact: I hate Elf on the Shelf and think he’s creepy. We don’t have an Elf at our house for my kid for this reason and, also, because I don’t need one more thing to stress about every season.
So when our office decided to do one for fun, I groaned and hoped that creepy little jerk didn’t end up on my desk. Which, of course, the universe heard and made sure I got him on the second day. I had some ideas on how to pass him on to the next person, none of them kid-friendly since we’re all adults. But I settled on yarn, for obvious reasons. So Ziggy the elf ended up knitting a scarf for the snow we’re sure to get today.
Though next year, if Ziggy returns? He’s going full David Bowie.
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